And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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