My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I deserve this hangover.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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