So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
