Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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