I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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