Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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