do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
If I die, sorry about rent.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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