i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I believe in your delicious
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You ate ashes out of my bong
My vagina is very pro this idea
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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