She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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