i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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