Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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