just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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