she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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