No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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