I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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