i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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