i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Blood and glitter go together right?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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