margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I will die if light touches me.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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