I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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