Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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