I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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