these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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