omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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