But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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