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i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You need a sexual gate keeper
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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