You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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