hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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