If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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