So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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