Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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