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what?
penguin condom
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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