Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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