Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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