Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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