I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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