So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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