Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
what day is it and did you see me today?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
