haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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