There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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