That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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