5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
40s are totally the cure
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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