She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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