I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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