We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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