I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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