hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
