Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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