I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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