Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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