its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I don't think brook has ever known best
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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