I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Come see our sink grown plant.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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