who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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