Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I'm having to shit out rocks
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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