It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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