what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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