I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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