This dress was meant to end up on your floor
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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