but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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