Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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